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Vol. VII . . No. 2
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OBAMA TELLS NATION HE'S GOING OUT FOR CIGARETTES

|News

Obama’s Job Summit

Obama Main Street tour reveals shocking ignorance

Labor Dept: Available Labor Rate Increases To 10.2%


Obama Brings Afghan Strategy to Health Care Reform


Ed Anger Says: “COME BACK, BUSH!”


Salahis should face death penalty

Social Climbers

Top 10 Reasons Michaele Salahi Got Caught


Senator Chuck Grassley Hurting GOP's Chances With Women At Bars


First Family Spends Sunday in Bed Writing the New York Times


President Obama Frustrated By Repairs To Dirt Bike One (AUDIO)


Army Holds Annual 'Bring Your Daughter To War' Day (VIDEO)


Ed Anger: “WHITE HOUSE? OPEN HOUSE!”

State Dinner crashers make White House retro guest list

President Obama Invites The White House Party Crashers To A White House Beer Summit

Obama and Biden Agree That The White House Gatecrasher Provided Stimulus

Joe Biden crashes state dinner

Joe Biden Sneaks Past Security, Crashes State Dinner

Biden Crashes Couple's First Pampered Chef Party

Publicity-Seeking Salahis Even Crashed the Tiger Woods Crash

Third White House Party Crasher in Custody

White House Security Breached Again, By Muppets

|International

Obama’s Afghanistan Plan

Obama To Send 30,000 'Call Of Duty' Players To Afghanistan

Taliban Announces 30,000 Jihadist Surge to Match US

Karzai Vows To Crack Down On Self


UK: Brown Unveils Radical Package Of Lies And Bullsh*t


Liechtenstein Successfully Tests Teeny Tiny Nuclear Bomb (VIDEO)


|Sports

Tiger Woods: 'My Family Encouraged Me To Be An Adulterer And They Are Thrilled'

Report: Tiger Has Two Kids from 6-Year Fling with Swedish Model

Tiger Woods waiting for more columnists to chime in before deciding what to do

Tiger Woods Set to Receive $4,314.29 from His Wife in Prenup

Elin Woods new spokesperson for Jaws of Life

Tiger's innocent! Why his damning voicemail is misleading.

Two Cocktail Waitresses Who Didn't Sleep With Tiger Woods Step Forward

Obama To Send 30,000 Paparazzi To Tiger's Home

How the Tiger Woods' Brand Has Changed: Part 1

New Tiger Woods Ad to Emphasize Sex

Tiger Woods Christmas Card

Tiger Woods Affairs Voicemail

Trophy Wife Wannabes Now Offered Tiger Woods Red-Flag Training Course

Tiger Woods Car Crash Photos

Investigators Still Piecing Together Weird-Ass Clues In F*cked-Up Tiger Woods Crash

|Entertainment & Lifestyle

Merideth Baxter Admits It Was Michael J. Fox That Made Her Gay


Report: Ellen DeGeneres Spends One Hour Critiquing First Idol Contestant


Philandering Celebrities Urged to Purchase "Semen Offsets"


'Sesame Street' Turns 40


|Science & Technology

Mother Earth writes letter of complaint to Al Gore and the CarbonHagen Treaty

Yes, Virginia, There is Global Warming

UK: Urgent Climate Change Communique from Comrade Brown

Indian government asks people to hold breath daily for ten minutes to cut emissions

Agnostics' Lack Of Faith Shattered By Climategate


New Windows 7 Flaw Leads to Dangerously High Smugness Levels in Mac Community


Obama Warns Robots


MIT Mad Scientists Say Corpse-Reanimation Still 10 Years Away (AUDIO)


How to Use Punctuation: Before And After The Internet


Moon-based Servers Only Hope for Bitorrent Trackers


Mammoth Crap May Hold Key to Global Warming


Zynga Launches Indian Version of Farmville


Google Purchases The Earth For Record $590.6 Billion


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